Singers compose songs, I Decompose em.

Project Decomposition started off at 1:15 Am on 30th feb.
I had nothing to do so today i officially started my long time fascination with decomposing songs. A note though. If you never heard these songs before do listen to them understand the lyrics and then read the following if you really wanna feel the punch line! And for all who do know there's more to come people this is just a warm up! Make no mistake i love some of these songs. Just having fun. Enjoy!


BRYAN ADAMS

Song : Here I am


Here I am - this is me
There's no where else on earth I'd rather pee
Here I am - it's just me and you
And tonight we make an ugly baby or two
It's a new world - it's a new start
It's New Mexico and it’s a 3rd world nation yaar
It's a new day - it's a new plan
I've been waiting for an hour
Here I am
Here we are - we've just begun
And after all this time – I cant get her trouser button undone
Ya here we are - still goin' strong
Right here in her dads apartment underground
[Chorus]
Here I am - next to you
And your dad is lying between me and you
Here I am - where I'm gonna stay
Now I gotta pay rent and wash his underwear
Here I am - this is me


LINKIN PARK

Song : In The End



(It starts with)
One thing I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how much you eat French fries
Keep that in mind I designed this rhymeTo explain in due time
All I know
Toilet paper is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as some fat guy cleans his thing
Watch him wipe it till the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look down the shit hole
Watching him fling the crap from his hole
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch a punk clean his bum
I kept everything inside and even though I tried it all exploded out
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried TO FART
And it got so sharp
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fart
To start it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how much you love fries
Keep that in mind I designed this diet
To remind myself how
Hippos are so godamn fat
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your fat auntie
Remembering all the times you ate with me
I’m surprised you got so fat
Things aren’t the way they were before
My ass cant fit on this toilet seat anymore
Not that it did when I was 400 pounds
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried it all exploded out
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I had TO FART
And it sounded so harsh
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to pass gas
To free my ass
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I've put my shit in you
Pushed as hard as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And you haven’t flushed the crap so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter